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Join Chester, the wildest, zaniest, most unpredictable jester in the history of the entire world, He is ready to entertain you like royalty. He performs faithfully before distinguished monarchs like His Majesty King Fatteous Fartknocker the First, and his provocative wife, Her Majesty Queen Butchweena. He has fame and fortune smiling on him as his entire changes for the better due to the benevolence of his patrons. Huntington, West Virginia author ESMERALDA LINTNER takes you on a journey back to medieval times where the Dark Ages really were really not dark at all. You will laugh until your...

There are few guarantees in life, and we never know what to expect. Such is not the case at the RISQUE CABARET, presided over by the most ravishing, charming and alluring hostess of all time, Fifi Poofay. She and the management of this wonderful establishment guarantee that you'll enjoy a marvelous, unforgettable visit as you watch the brilliant variety of performances and have the time of your life. You'll hoot, holler, applaud wildly and rise in ovation as you pore through this unusual book. No tribute to the institution of cabaret arts like this has ever been written, nor will you ever ...

Join Freddy, the fiddler and all-around comical jester, as you travel back to medieval times. Enjoy his tongue-in-cheek, raucous, racy adventures. His encounters with his favorite monarchs, King Nellybelly and Queen Lesbiana, as well as many other surprise guests including Baron Harder-On and a cameo appearance by a vintage pope, Vasectomus the First, bring this delightful, zany story over the top. This novella contains several photos and illustrations to enhance your reading pleasure!

Inspired by the life, times and talents of Joseph Pujol (better known as "Le Petomane") Sacramento author Esmeralda Lintner's latest offering takes us into the elegant world of lords and ladies of British society. Lady Fartingham's unique fragrances could never be captured if not for a series of amazing events. This historical tale in flatulent taste will echo down the corridors of time.

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

The completely fictional character depicted in this story bears the unusual but fitting name of Reverend Byron Stiffwilly. Reading the tale of his adventures and unique experiences as related by the principal of the seminary which the Episcopalian minister once attended will cause you to smile, laugh and even shake your head in disbelief. People from all walks of life will find themselves touched by the heavenly endowment possessed by this truly elongated servant of the Most High. Reverend Stiffwilly is certain to transport the reader to new ecclesiastical heights.

Beth Templeton is a resident of New York City and a woman you'll not soon forget. Whether it is assuming the role of a mature lady of charm and grace (evidenced by her daily makeup ritual and elaborate choice of high fashion clothes for the day), dispensing advice (welcome or not) to novices in the fashion industry (drawing on her experience and knowledge of having been the owner of a leading house of design in the heyday of the closing decades of the 20th century) or discovering the joys and surprises of living in a vibrant city, she is a force with which to be reckoned. Follow Beth on her...

Do angels exist? Can they speak? Listen to one tell her story about intervening in human lives! This delightful little book contains eight unique tales of ordinary individuals who overcome difficulties and challenges in their lives with a healthy dose of angelic help.

In this unusual novella, the spirits of three former Presidents materialize and observe the various goings-on in the current White House. The administration of Perry Crumbwinkle confounds everyone, and the three former Presidents are no exception. They must figure out a way to confound the man himself before he becomes the ruination of the United States. The story contains many inspirational quotes as spoken directly by Teddy, Harry and Dick throughout their lifetimes in service to the American people and their place in history. Also within the pages of the book are contained many ...

Step into Fifi Poofay's world of extraordinary sexual delights! You'll be served up a good mix of arousing sexual fantasy enhanced by traditional comedy flourishes. With twenty-nine individual readings PLUS introductory and closing words from Fifi herself, you'll be stimulated as you've never been before!

This is Esmeralda’s long-awaited novel. Much time and imagination were put into this wondrous, epic story. Now it’s out for your special perusal. To whet your appetite, here is some sage advice from the distinguished professor of religious studies at Prickston University (who also kindly provided the introduction to this book): "My friends and fellow students, sit back and relax while you read and dissect this foolish and whimsical, God-inspired Bible thumping messenger. I shall take you into the crazed mind of the most fanatical Fundamentalist speaker and proclaimer of them all. He ...

In times past, a special meeting place existed, and its purpose was, surprisingly enough, to enrich society through literature, music, and the arts. The rich and well-educated flocked to such places in droves. One's artistic ability and creativity could be exposed to likeminded composers, writers, poets, and thinkers. And, so, the literary salon was born and flourished. This is the story of one of them, possibly the most daring for its time. It was presided over by Josephine, a truly remarkable woman for the ages, as you shall discover in the pages of this fascinating little book.

What happens when our first president finds himself suddenly propelled into the future? Who or what will he see in the year 2024 in America? Find out what one of our Founding Fathers has to say. It’s a journey you’ll never forget, chockful of interesting, whimsical encounters. It's all in this new take on history --- namely, GEORGE WASHINGTON 2024! (Please note: In addition to the text, the paperback version of this novella also contains many historic photos and illustrations to heighten the reader's experience.)

They're back, and boy! Are we ever glad they're still fighting for justice on our behalf. We know you'll enjoy reading about the whimsical, wacky, racy, raunchy world of crime fighting. You'll have hours of laughter from this compilation of short stories dealing with crime fighting at its finest. Join our law-abiding enforcers as they fight against evil in all shapes and sizes: Baron von Brownnosen battling Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown; Inspector Half-Twit confronting Doctor Goldprick; Prophylactic Private Dick matching wits with Cockleballs the Puppeteer; and many others. It's all contained ...

Join our superhero crime fighters --- Superdick, Butchweena, the Impeccable Mister Wang and the Masked Peckerhead --- as they battle the most dangerous, naughtiest criminals of all time --- the Titillating Titty Trickster and Orangey Balls, the Peeping Poker, Puu-Shee-Whip and the French Tickler. This is the author’s first crime-stopping story, a tale told in modern times, and it will prove to be thrilling, spilling and exhiliarating!

This little book tells a strange and bizarre story and will give you insight into the shadowy world of luring, peeping lewdness. An outrageous voyeur named Peeping Pecker Pete transforms himself into a member of the opposite sex to fulfill his misbehaving, mischievous proclivities. "Her" peeping eyes know no bounds as they find themselves in a whirl of adventures and mishaps which "she" never expected. Peeping Penelope’s story is filled with naughtiness and endless slapstick situations which lead the outrageous drag queen to experience a roller coaster ride like never before.