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If You Ask Me

(And of Course You Won't)

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If You Ask Me

By: Betty White
Narrated by: Betty White
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It-girl Betty White delivers a hilarious, slyly profound take on love, life, celebrity, and everything in between.

Drawing from a lifetime of lessons learned, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and wisdom take center stage as she tackles topics like friendship, romantic love, aging, television, fans, love for animals, and the brave new world of celebrity. If You Ask Me mixes her thoughtful observations with humorous stories from a seven- decade career in Hollywood. Longtime fans and new fans alike will relish Betty's candid take on everything from her rumored crush on Robert Redford (true) to her beauty regimen ("I have no idea what color my hair is and I never intend to find out") to the Facebook campaign that helped persuade her to host Saturday Night Live despite her having declined the hosting job three times already.

Featuring all-new material, with a focus on the past fifteen years of her life, If You Ask Me is funny, sweet, and to the point-just like Betty White.

Accolades & Awards

Celebrity Memoir Essentials
Celebrity Memoir Essentials Entertainment & Celebrities Biographies & Memoirs Funny Witty Feel-Good Inspiring

Critic reviews

“Reads like a chat with the beloved star.”The Denver Post

“A breezy patchwork of musings on aging, acting, poker (she plays a monthly game) and pet ownership.”The New York Times

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I don't really believe in angels but Betty what might be as close as you'll get at least in this plane of reality. great book great performance all that was missing was seeing her and those tight sweaters again. okay I'm quoting Richard Moran of Cheech and Chong. although I still think those naked photos are real at least I like to believe they are. Betty was a great person inside and out and will be missed but we have all the television and parents movies for her to live on for a very long time

Betty White and that tight sweater

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Nothing earth shattering but a good car audio. Not too long. Betty has such a great outlook on life. That in itself is inspiring.

Fun, light

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I absolutely love you Betty! I have been watching you since the Golden girls. Which still happens to be one of my favorite shows of all time! I consider you a true friend and I’m convinced if we knew each other we would be friends. We are kindred spirits at hearts when it comes to animals. I love that you love them as much as I do. Bravo on a book!

I adore you Betty!

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I Loved it! I began it and listened straight through to the end!! Love me some Betty!!!

Wonderful!

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I love Betty White, she has unique perspectives, thoughts and experiences. I value her insights and humor. Entertaining and sweet, she is a jem!!

Betty White!!

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