Tansmania

Answers Sunbathing's Most Burning Questions

By: Cindy Hoyt

Narrated by: Lyn McManus

Some people think sunbathing is just an outdoor nap. Tansmania will have you laughing at just how complicated relaxation can be.

While you’re laughing, you’ll learn to:

• Calibrate your precise position relative to the sun
• Interpret your real sun sign
• Analyze the symptoms of advanced Tans-maniacs

Along with hilarious - but true - tips on skin and hair care, choosing a swimsuit, beach etiquette, and so much other stuff that you won’t even notice those grains of beach sand creeping into your butt crack.

“If laughter is the best medicine, you are about to overdose.” (Dr. Alison Alaback, DVM, LAPD, SOS)

About the author: Cindy Hoyt has explored every aspect of sun worship, from its 5,000-year history to the latest tanning tech to the 26 most entertaining activities you can perform lying on your back. She only comes indoors to host her classic rock radio program and write for (and act in) a popular sketch comedy show.

©2021 Cindy Hoyt (P)2021 Cindy Hoyt