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Jeff has retired to Angeles City to live his dream - which is to bone a different girl every night. He also dreams about being the Gaugin of the Philippines; a western artist who paints beaches and bamboo huts as backdrops for beautiful Filipinas in bikinis. But when he hires Marika as a model, everything starts to go pear-shaped.

I scribbled this in my notebook: “Just drink and look, PLEASE! No more girl trouble!” But then I spotted #127, wiggling quite energetically at the far end of the stage. She was petite, but had a good figure and a pretty face – just my cup of tea – and I couldn’t resist taking a sip. This book gives an account of four nights in Angeles City and three nights in Bangkok as a "layover" (pun?) on my trip to the UK. I tell it the way it is, exactly as it happened, on a day-by-day basis, giving reviews of the bars, the girls and the prices. The Kama Sutra it ain't – so if you're ...

She was very far gone, hardly able to keep her feet. Her slinky dress was quite different to the other dancers, so I don't know what she was doing there. But what was most different was that she was PETITE! Petite and pretty, with a willowy body and a small, china doll face! I reached out a hand, which she held for a moment, and said, "Are you for me?" ... she wasn't. Find out why, and about one who was, in this book about an eight-night stay in Angeles City in June 2025. It describes in detail the bars, prices and girls at the time, including some suggestions for getting there, where to ...

Don, the Gogo Guru, is seeking Enlightenment, but he is seeking it in some of the most unlikely places on the planet – gogo bars! This novella, which is part memoir, part fiction, follows the ups and downs (both spiritual and physical!) of his quest. This book began as a memoir of my experiences in Thailand in the early 2000's, but somewhere along the way it morphed into fiction, I elaborated on the Gogo Guru’s philosophy and made up his interest in the poet, Blake. I also made up the story of him going off with my Bargirl Buddha. From then on, the story, and characters such as Bazza, ...

Pussy Struck in the Land of Smiles is a series of diary entries which narrate some of Bangkok Byron’s most interesting, erotic, amusing (and sometimes harrowing) experiences in Thailand, and though the experiences they relate are disconnected, they are like beads on a thread – the thread being the story of how Bangkok Byron, after staggering boozed up from bar to bar and girl to girl, met a very special girl and had a relationship with her. These diaries are frank accounts of the author's experiences in LOS, and are more or less as they were written. In that sense they are, as it says ...

Things started to go wrong (or right) when she introduced her sister, Bee (it might have been “Pee”), 23 – another tight little package, and her first day in the bar. I was in love! In stereo! This, and many more, post-Covid encounters are described in this book. It is also a sort of guide as it gives detailed information about the bars, including prices for lady drinks and barfines. There are also numerous hints and tips about how to get the most out of your visit. The core of the book is a series of journal entries which give a frank account of everything that happened, including ...

Tom is back in Doncaster, trying to put his Thailand nightmare behind him, but when he hears that his best friend, Terry, has fallen from the 9th floor of his condo in Pattaya, he knows he has to investigate. Terry was a bar boss and had a few enemies, so perhaps he didn't fall after all, perhaps he was pushed. Note: this book was formerly entitled Pattaya Heights.

Thai Girls, Sex and the Supernatural is a collection of essays about love and sex, mainly in Thailand and the Philippines written over the past 20 years and initially contributed to various Thailand forums. They offer a frank, and sometimes humorous, description of what single males get up to in the fleshpots of SE Asia, but the author has spared the reader any blow by blow descriptions of sexual encounters. There is history here, too: A Forgotten Sex Capital turns out to be Pompeii, and there are accounts of Boswell on the Grand Tour and Byron in Italy. There is also literature: reviews of...

When Jay crosses the Diversity Director at Hallamshire University he is dismissed with a settlement equal to one year's salary. Jay sees it as an opportunity to live his dream: he will go to Bangkok and support himself by writing eBooks. But sales are slow, and his dream looks like it is going to turn into a nightmare - until he meets a programmer called Dek and they work out a system to auto-generate hundreds of eBooks - the Bangkok Book Blitz. This is more than a story about eBook production; it is also a story about the art of survival in Thailand, where dreams are sold nightly, ...

This book is the product of 19 years of visiting gogo bars in Thailand and the Philippines (on and off). I do not pretend to be an expert, especially as, over the years, I have made every mistake in the book – but that's where the rules came from. I started making them after my first trip as a way to keep myself on the straight and narrow – only to break them and have to learn the lessons all over again. Most rules are illustrated with an anecdote or two about something that happened to me, or sometimes to a friend. There is also the occasional poem (my pen name is not Bangkok Byron for...

"That's the one!" I said, deciding to go for it. After all, she was just my type: petite, yet pulchritudinous. Visions of what I would do to that tight little body flashed through my mind (shocking even me!), and as for those tits, I'd never let go of them!... In the event, I never actually got hold of them, as this was one of those visits where (almost) everything went wrong, but I published the book anyway as it contains useful information about bars and barfines and the state of Walking Street itself, which is in process of reconstruction.

One of the hello girls took my fancy, and I asked her to sit with me: May, 20, from Isaan, petite, pretty, and HER FIRST DAY IN THE BAR! Wow! All my dreams come true! Read more about May, and how she turned short time into long time at no extra cost, in this companion book to A "Layover" in Angeles City and Bangkok. As always, I tell it exactly the way it is, not sparing myself when I did something stupid (which was often), and include up-to-date information on the bars, the girls and the prices. The AC section also includes details of a METHOD to help you find the right girl and know what ...

This collection of stories covers the range of typical farang experiences in Thailand, including meeting and marrying a bargirl, taking two bargirls to bed, discovering that your barfine is a ladyboy, falling victim to the underage girl scam or gem scam and even joining the "Pattaya Flying Club". But I didn't write them. Nobody did. They were written by AI. All I did was write the prompts and edit the results by tweaking the narrative here and there, but the end result is at least 90% AI. The illustrations, including the cover illustration, were also AI generated. It was an experiment by ...

I asked, “How much for the barfine?” She said, “3,000.” I said, “How long?” (Remembering my rules for once!) She looked at her watch and said, “Five hours.” That clinched it…. And much more like this, exactly as it happened, taken from journals written by the author from 2019 to 2020 on his return to the bars after his “very special girl” broke his heart.

Hugo, an expat businessman, introduces his nephew, Lucian, to the naughty nightlife of Angeles City, but unfortunately Lucian's one-night-stand, Esther, turns into the love of his life. Matters are further complicated when an aging banker also falls in love with her. The story is loosely based on Balzac's novel A Harlot High and Low, and the author's own experiences in the Philippines.

Here are six well-known fairy tales retold from a naughty boy’s perspective: Cinderella becomes Bangkok Booberella, Little Red Riding Hood becomes Little Red Baseball Cap, Three Little Pigs becomes Three Old, Fat and Bald Farangs, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves becomes Isaan Brown and the Seven Ladyboys and Rumplestiltskin becomes The Girl With the Golden Pussy. Updated with a new story, Sexbot #P1N0C10, for 2022.

Middle-aged Jim Jones escapes from his humdrum marriage by faking a 'business trip' to Thailand. There he meets Noi, who transports him to heaven - and soon after, to hell. Luckily, he has a series of dreams in which he meets some of the great philosophers, and between them they help Jim to sort his life out. This book is, in its modest way, a philosophy book in itself, and though it all happened in Jim’s imagination, the philosophers have been made to speak in character and to express the philosophies they propounded. This is a revised and enlarged edition.

Moments later, I saw that killer body on the other side of the stage. So I went round and invited her down. Her name is Aurora and she is 25. No children, hence the killer body. Slim waist, full breasts, height 4’11”. She was hands on straight away, massaging my hands and arms and... And much more, exactly as it happened from my diary entries of three visits to Angeles City, and a trip from there to Boracay with a girlfriend in 2023. It is a frank and detailed account, giving information about places and prices and a lot of good advice on how to get the best out of the experience based ...

There has been much debate about whether or not poetry is dead. Well, I can tell you from the point of view of a KDP author that poetry *IS* dead. So, I decided to rewrite some of my poems as prose reflections in the cynical, world-weary style of Graham Greene, and it—sort of—works. Hope you like it.

This is a collection of short stories set in the fleshpots of SE Asia, some of which were first published on popular Thailand forums, and some of which are published here for the first time. Just so that you know what you are getting, the stories are erotic but not explicit - they are also authentic, in that they are informed by the author's experiences, and at times, humorous, written in the inimitable Bangkok Byron style. Updated for May 2021 with the addition of a new story, "Pattaya Private Eye".