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Oops, We Saved Humanity!
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
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"Oops, We Saved Humanity!" - A Briliant Sci-Fi Comedy of Adorable Chaos, Technological Mishaps, and Unexpected Heroism. An Absolute Must Read! Dr. Felix Bumblesnap never intended to trigger a global revolution—he just wanted to solve world hunger and have clean socks. But his latest invention, the Quantum Replicator™, has an unfortunate typo problem, and now the planet is overrun by intelligent robotic kittens capable of viral social-media campaigns, philosophical debates, and coordinated mischief. Soon, humanity finds itself caught between adorable technological overlords, politically ...
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- By lfint on 11-26-25
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Oops, We Saved Humanity!
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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THE MIDAS TOUCH PROTOCOL
- The Northwood Seven: Book 5
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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THE MIDAS TOUCH PROTOCOL What is the real price of efficiency? Devon Moore is a rising star in hospital administration, celebrated for his unwavering commitment to operational excellence. But as he streamlines Northwood General from the boardroom to the server rooms, cracks begin to form beneath the surface of his “optimization”—and the consequences become tragically real. Devon's data-driven vision improves the numbers, winning bonuses, headlines, and the coveted attention of a prestigious national fellowship. Yet for frontline clinicians and patients, the pressure of relentless ...
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THE MIDAS TOUCH PROTOCOL
- The Northwood Seven: Book 5
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 06-21-25
- Language: English
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The Egg of Enormous Consequences
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
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The Egg of Enormous Consequences Book Seven in THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES Series When Felix Bumblesnap attempts to create the perfect omelet using quantum physics, he inadvertently creates something far more extraordinary—a colossal, reality-warping egg that hums Broadway classics and refuses to be scrambled. This seventh installment in the beloved Felix Bumblesnap series takes absurdity to cosmic proportions as the egg hatches into Harmony, a musical entity capable of rewriting reality's fundamental codes. But when Harmony's chaotic counterpart Discord arrives in a flurry of jazz...
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The Egg of Enormous Consequences
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Time-Traveling Teapot
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
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The Time-Traveling Teapot Book Three in THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES Series When an ordinary tea break becomes an extraordinary crisis, it's just another Tuesday at Quantum Labs. Dr. Felix Bumblesnap—scientific genius, chaos enthusiast, and creator of accidentally sentient appliances—is back with his most reality-threatening invention yet: a quantum-entangled teapot that brews the perfect cup of Earl Grey by harvesting tea from multiple points in history simultaneously. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, naturally. When Felix's latest "minor calibration" tears holes in the ...
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The Time-Traveling Teapot
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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Undeliverable
- Dead Letter City Book One
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
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In the Offal of Tomorrow’s Bureaucracy, An Outcast Uncovers a Deadly Conspiracy… Welcome to Port Sumner—known to its broken, discarded staffers as “Dead Letter City”—where failed analysts and inconvenient minds are exiled beneath endless layers of flickering lights, choking dust, and watchful surveillance. To survive here is to fade into monotony, filing ghost-data and swallowing your own resignation as the system grinds ambition into dust. That’s what Elias Strand was supposed to do…until a cryptic, handwritten note and a murdered operative thrust him into the lethal ...
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Undeliverable
- Dead Letter City Book One
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Scalpel's Edge
- The Northwood Seven: Book 1
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
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IN THE HIGH-STAKES WORLD OF SURGERY, ONE MOMENT OF PRIDE CAN COST EVERYTHINGWhen brilliance becomes arrogance, who pays the price? Dr. Alex Ramsey has it all—lightning-quick reflexes, an intuitive grasp of complex diagnoses, and hands that seem born to hold a scalpel. Fresh out of medical school and stepping into the pressure-cooker environment of Northwood General Hospital, he's convinced his natural talent puts him leagues ahead of his methodical, "plodding" colleagues. But in the operating room, there's no room for ego. While Alex dismisses the careful protocols and thorough approaches...
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The Scalpel's Edge
- The Northwood Seven: Book 1
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 06-19-25
- Language: English
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THE PATHOLOGIST'S STAIN
- The Northwood Seven: Book 2
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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The Pathologist’s Stain: A Medical Drama Novel (Book 2) How much harm can a single act of professional envy do - and what does it take to heal from a mistake that changed someone else’s life? In the high-pressure, high-stakes world of academic medicine, one pathologist’s relentless pursuit of accuracy collides with her urgent need for recognition - a collision that threatens careers, lives, and her own sense of self. Dr. Chloe Tran has always found solace in the quiet certainty of the pathology lab, where truth hides in plain sight beneath the microscope. But at Northwood General, ...
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THE PATHOLOGIST'S STAIN
- The Northwood Seven: Book 2
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 06-20-25
- Language: English
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The Hippo Who Fell to Earth
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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He's Back! Get Ready for Book Five of THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES! Dr. Felix Bumblesnap just wanted to smooth out some minor spatial distortions. Instead, he imported a three-ton, philosophical hippopotamus from another dimension. Directly into the City Hall fountain. Naturally. In the fifth installment of this laugh-out-loud series, the city faces its most bizarre challenge yet. Meet Hippocrates: polite, profound, permanently parked, and completely immune to Felix’s increasingly frantic attempts at repatriation. But this accidental arrival isn't just another Bumblesnap disaster. ...
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The Hippo Who Fell to Earth
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Cosmic Cook-Off
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
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Embark on a deliciously chaotic journey through the cosmos with "The Cosmic Cook-Off," a wildly inventive science fiction comedy that blends culinary chaos with intergalactic absurdity. In this sixth book of the acclaimed Doctor Felix Bumblesnap series, join a brilliant and maddeningly unpredictable scientist, as he and his skeptical team—including the pragmatic Captain Abby Sparks, the philosophical smoothie enthusiast Bobo, and the diligent sanitation robot VGR—venture into the heart of the Galactic Gastronomy Gauntlet. This isn't just any cooking competition; it's a thrilling race ...
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The Cosmic Cook-Off
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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THE DATASTREAM DRAUGHT
- The Northwood Seven: Book 6
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
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One more level. One more raid. One more energy drink. In a world of endless feeds and infinite quests, where do you draw the line? For Liam Hansen, the line is a blur. By day, he’s a brilliant IT technician at Northwood General, the silent hero who keeps the hospital's life-saving systems online. By night, he’s a legendary tactical coordinator in the sprawling universe of an online game, a digital god among mere players. Fueled by a constant datastream of caffeine and junk food, he masterfully juggles network alerts and dragon attacks, believing he has achieved ultimate efficiency. But ...
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THE DATASTREAM DRAUGHT
- The Northwood Seven: Book 6
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 06-21-25
- Language: English
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THE NIGHTINGALE'S CAGE
- The Northwood Seven: Book 7
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
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The Nightingale's Cage: The Northwood Seven, Book 7 In the gripping conclusion to the acclaimed Northwood Seven series, The Nightingale's Cage follows Sara Fowler, a young hospital volunteer whose desperate need for validation ensnares her in a web of obsessive desire. At Northwood General Hospital—a place where healing and heartbreak intertwine—Sara’s burgeoning fixation on Dr. Julian Hayes, a kind and dedicated resident, threatens to unravel her dreams of a medical career. Mistaking professional admiration for personal connection, she constructs elaborate fantasies of shared purpose...
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THE NIGHTINGALE'S CAGE
- The Northwood Seven: Book 7
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 06-21-25
- Language: English
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THE LOTUS EATER'S WARD
- The Northwood Seven: Book 4
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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The Lotus Eater’s Ward: A Novel of Medicine, Mistakes, and Redemption In the high-stakes wards of Northwood General, brilliance can be both a blessing - and a curse. Zara Ali is a star medical student: dazzlingly intelligent, quick-witted, and able to diagnose with uncanny intuition. But as her clinical training intensifies, Zara’s talent for “seeing through” cases leads her to shortcuts, oversights, and one devastating mistake that nearly ends a patient’s life - and her career. As Zara is forced into a grueling remediation program under the watchful eyes of her mentor, Dr. Kim, ...
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THE LOTUS EATER'S WARD
- The Northwood Seven: Book 4
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 06-21-25
- Language: English
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THE SERPENT'S STRIKE
- The Northwood Seven: Book 3
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 47 mins
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When brilliance meets rage, everyone pays the price. Dr. Marcus Thorne is everything you want in an ER doctor - until his temper explodes. Lightning-fast diagnoses, life-saving decisions under pressure, and surgical precision make him invaluable at Northwood General's trauma center. But his volcanic anger is destroying everything around him. Junior staff cower. Nurses request different assignments. Even seasoned colleagues avoid him during the most critical moments. Marcus tells himself his rage is just passion - the fire that makes him exceptional. He's wrong. During a devastating mass ...
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THE SERPENT'S STRIKE
- The Northwood Seven: Book 3
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 06-20-25
- Language: English
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How Not to Train Your Dimension-Hopping Dragon
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
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HOW NOT TO TRAIN YOUR DIMENSION-HOPPING DRAGON Book 8 in "THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES" Series When a tear in the fabric of reality delivers a cinnamon-scented dragon with questionable respect for physics, even Felix Bumblesnap may have met his chaotic match. The city has grown accustomed to Dr. Felix Bumblesnap's scientific mishaps—from philosophical hippos to existential parking meters—but his latest experiment has summoned something unprecedented: a dimension-hopping dragon that treats solid walls as helpful suggestions and causality as a buffet option. Designated "Flicker" for...
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How Not to Train Your Dimension-Hopping Dragon
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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Oops, We Saved The Galaxy
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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In the hilarious, quantum-entangled second adventure of the Felix Bumblesnap series, everyone's favorite accidental physicist, Felix Bumblesnap, is back—and this time, things are getting cosmically complicated. After accidentally engineering a robotic kitten utopia in "Oops, We Saved Humanity," Felix and his intrepid (if reluctantly assembled) team believed life might return to something resembling normal. But normalcy explodes spectacularly once more when Felix's latest "harmless" experiment in quantum communications attracts some unexpected attention: interstellar mail delivery via ...
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Oops, We Saved The Galaxy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Dispositionist
- Episodes 4 - 6
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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The Complete Second Collection Welcome back to the Galactic Office of Final Disposition (GOFD), a planet-sized bureaucracy where nothing is ever truly discarded—merely filed away in perpetual pending action. This anthology collects episodes 4-6 following Disposition Analyst (Third Class) Marlin Quell as he navigates the endless paperwork, bizarre artifacts, and deadly conspiracies hidden within the galaxy's most notorious filing system. Includes: Episode 4: Out of Scope: When persistent power fluctuations and network disruptions lead Quell to a blank wall where a door should be, he ...
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The Dispositionist
- Episodes 4 - 6
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Dispositionist
- Episodes 1 - 3
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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Something a little different.... The Dispositionist is set in the Galactic Office of Final Disposition (GOFD), a planet-sized bureaucratic entity orbiting a dead star. It's the place where unresolved everything goes: cases too embarrassing to close, objects too strange to recycle, data too contradictory to delete, even misclassified people. Nothing is ever destroyed, merely filed away in a state of perpetual pending action. Our hero, Marlin Quell, isn't a detective, cop, or spy. He's a Disposition Analyst (Third Class), whose job is simply to assess these forgotten items and determine their...
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The Dispositionist
- Episodes 1 - 3
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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Fugitive Transmissions
- Dead Letter City Book Two
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
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Escape was just the beginning. Now, the real hunt begins. Out of the frying pan, into the radioactive wasteland. Elias Thorne, former analyst, and Petra, hardened security operative, barely escaped the oppressive confines of Port Sumner with their lives—and Project Chrysalis, a secret powerful enough to shatter the Mandate's iron grip. But sanctuary is a lie. Stranded in the toxic ruins surrounding Dead Letter City, they face a new, more brutal reality. Hunted relentlessly by the technologically superior forces of Division 14, and stalked by a phantom known only as the Hunter—an ...
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Fugitive Transmissions
- Dead Letter City Book Two
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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Encrypted Truths
- Dead Letter City Book Three
- By: Donald Beavers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Dive into a universe of high-stakes action, startling technology, and desperate survival in this gripping sci-fi thriller. Perfect for fans of The Expanse, Firefly, and edge-of-your-seat space opera with book three of the Dead Letter City Trilogy! Escape was just the beginning. When a violent impact and sudden darkness plunge the freighter Dust Devil into silence, analyst Elias Strand and battle-hardened Petra Juno know their stolen data cache is attracting the wrong kind of attention. Hunted by the ruthless Mandate and its shadowy Division 14, they possess information the galaxy’s ...
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Encrypted Truths
- Dead Letter City Book Three
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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The Diplomacy of Potassium
- By: Donald Beavers
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- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
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Get ready for another quantum leap of laughter! Everyone's favorite accidental physicist, Felix Bumblesnap, is back in The Diplomacy of Potassium, the fourth uproarious adventure in the Felix Bumblesnap series. This time, things are getting cosmically complicated when a well-intentioned attempt at interspecies banana diplomacy goes hilariously, terribly wrong. Bobo, the ambitiously political chimpanzee, convinces the Integration Committee that bananas are the key to galactic harmony. But when Felix gets involved with his "Universal Palate Harmonizer," a device designed to bridge the taste ...
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The Diplomacy of Potassium
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Release date: 06-18-25
- Language: English
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
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Performance3,476
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Story3,476
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall261,299
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Performance242,350
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Story241,800
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,605
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Performance1,547
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Story1,547
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall13,264
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Performance12,628
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Story12,627
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,598
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Performance3,476
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Story3,476
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Kit Harington, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,210
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Performance4,915
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Story4,915
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Fixed Audio Mixing
- By Brandon on 12-19-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Theo of Golden
- A Novel
- By: Allen Levi
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,441
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Performance11,245
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Story11,245
THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING PHENONEMON A Katie Couric Book Club Pick A Jen Hatmaker Book Club Pick “[A] word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times “A treasure.” —Hoda Kotb One spring morning, a stranger named Theo arrives in the small Southern city of Golden. He doesn't...
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Favorite book possibly ever
- By HGVBMomma on 12-14-25
By: Allen Levi
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,180
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Performance18,790
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Story18,789
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this...
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Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall51,785
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Performance46,367
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Story46,328
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,403
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Performance4,238
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Story4,239
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Snape Performance Not Really Working For Me
- By Jimmy R. Queen on 01-15-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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My Husband's Wife
- A Novel
- By: Alice Feeney
- Narrated by: Bel Powley, Henry Rowley, Richard Armitage
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall8,552
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Performance8,478
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Story8,478
The New York Times bestselling Queen of Twists is back with a psychological masterpiece that will leave you questioning everything you know about love, identity, and revenge. This program features multicast narration and is read by actor and Audie Award–winner Richard Armitage, actor Bel...
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So Good Great Twists
- By Lulu Dx on 01-26-26
By: Alice Feeney
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The Night We Met
- By: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Teresa Palmer, Zachary Webber
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall730
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Performance724
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Story724
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Say You'll Remember Me comes a beautiful, compelling novel that revels in laughter, friendship, and the messy choices life can throw our way. In everyone’s life, there’s a split-second decision that can change everything... For Larissa, it...
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An emotional romance that stays with you
- By @nancis_reads on 03-24-26
By: Abby Jimenez
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Judge Stone
- A Novel
- By: James Patterson, Viola Davis
- Narrated by: Viola Davis
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,107
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Performance2,081
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Story2,081
#1 New York Times Bestseller! Read by Academy Award–winning actress Viola Davis. “Davis is a force of nature, and her performance is riveting.” — Kirkus Reviews Viola Davis and the world's #1 bestselling author James Patterson’s Judge Stone "delivers first-class courtroom drama...
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Strong female character leads
- By Mrs.Watkin on 03-12-26
By: James Patterson, and others
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall30,307
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Performance25,558
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Story25,537
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall26,604
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Performance24,998
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Story24,997
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Good but nothing new.
- By Silefer on 02-21-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Hunt the Villain
- A Dark MM College Mafia Romance
- By: Rina Kent
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Grayson Owens, Sebastian York, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall912
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Performance902
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Story902
The first time I met Yulian Dimitriev, it was hate at first sight. He’s brash, chaotic, and a violence-junkie. In short, everything I disregard. As heirs to two notorious mafia organizations, we were shoved together in an unorthodox setting. The more I learn about Yulian, the deeper my loathing seeps. Until I truly see the person within, and something forbidden sparks between us. But our coexistence is cut short when tragedy strikes. Yulian and I go back to our respective, parallel worlds that shouldn’t cross. But they do.
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I need more.
- By Jharaine Pamel on 03-25-26
By: Rina Kent
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall29,860
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Performance25,711
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Story25,682
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Dear Debbie
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, January LaVoy, Scott Brick
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,240
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Performance6,181
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Story6,181
Debbie Mullen is losing it. For years, she has compiled all of her best advice into her column, Dear Debbie, where the wives of New England come for sympathy and neighborly advice. Through her work, Debbie has heard from countless women who are ignored, belittled, or even abused by their husbands. And Debbie does her best to guide them in the right direction. Or at least, she did.
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Loved everything!
- By NB on 02-02-26
By: Freida McFadden
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall24,746
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Performance20,860
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Story20,838
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall27,388
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Performance24,017
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Story23,989
A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
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Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 6
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Patrick Warburton, Travis Baldree, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall18,673
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Performance16,001
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Story16,000
A pantheon of forgotten gods. An old grudge between a talk show host, an heiress, and the man they shattered along the way. A rapidly deteriorating AI system. An inconvenient tiara upon the head of a friend.
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Mayhem & Intrigue… Oh my! 😼
- By C. White on 09-01-23
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall42,424
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Performance37,795
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Story37,691
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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This Story Might Save Your Life
- A Novel
- By: Tiffany Crum
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall520
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Performance514
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Story514
This program includes extra audio-only material, including duet recordings of the podcast episodes, light sound design, tip-line recordings from guest narrators (including the author), and a bonus podcast episode! "Both a riveting mystery and a love story, This Story Might Save Your Life is one...
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Perfect for an audiobook
- By Amazon Customer on 03-17-26
By: Tiffany Crum
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This Inevitable Ruin
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Travis Baldree
- Length: 28 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,475
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Performance20,791
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Story20,790
The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy, alliances, pitched battles, and, of course, betrayal ... It all makes for great fun and even greater television. After all, none of these powerful aliens really die when they’re playing war. Except this time. This time, winner takes all. Those who fall, stay in the ground.
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New Achievement!! You might have a problem.
- By matt fitzpatrick on 02-11-25
By: Matt Dinniman
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Reminders of Him
- A Novel
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Ryan West
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall44,186
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Performance39,509
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Story39,406
After serving five years in prison for a tragic mistake, Kenna Rowan returns to the town where it all went wrong, hoping to reunite with her four-year-old daughter. But the bridges Kenna burned are proving impossible to rebuild. Everyone in her daughter’s life is determined to shut Kenna out, no matter how hard she works to prove herself. The only person who hasn’t closed the door on her completely is Ledger Ward, a local bar owner and one of the few remaining links to Kenna’s daughter.
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Well written book
- By Nikki V on 01-19-22
By: Colleen Hoover
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Red Rising
- By: Pierce Brown
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall79,313
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Performance72,527
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Story72,410
Darrow is a Red, a member of the lowest caste in the color-coded society of the future. Like his fellow Reds, he works all day, believing that he and his people are making the surface of Mars livable for future generations. Yet he spends his life willingly, knowing that his blood and sweat will one day result in a better world for his children. But Darrow and his kind have been betrayed. Soon he discovers that humanity reached the surface generations ago. Vast cities and sprawling parks spread across the planet.
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HUMANS ARE ALWAY NEGOTIATING,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-30-15
By: Pierce Brown
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Heart of a Goon
- By: Jahquel J.
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan, Winston James
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall501
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Performance495
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Story495
Ever saw a dead body? I’ll ask again. Ever saw a dead body walking among us? I’ve been dead on the inside since my parents were taken away from me, and I was forced to move out the only home I knew. Never truly ever knowing love or what it felt like. Always witnessing everyone else have what you wished your heart could do. Love. That word love could walk up on me, snatch me up, and I wouldn’t have ever known. Me and that word didn’t exist, and I had come to terms with that when I watched them fighting to save my boyfriend’s life, after my brother nearly took it from him.
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Let’s Go!!!
- By Dominique on 03-25-26
By: Jahquel J.
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Heart the Lover
- By: Lily King
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,475
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Performance2,422
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Story2,422
From the New York Times bestselling author of Writers & Lovers comes a magnificent and intimate new novel of desire, friendship, and the lasting impact of first love. You knew I’d write a book about you someday. Our narrator understands good love stories—their secrets and subtext, their...
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Heart the Lover
- By Debra Noffsinger on 11-08-25
By: Lily King
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You with the Sad Eyes
- A Memoir
- By: Christina Applegate
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,272
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Performance1,247
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Story1,247
"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...
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Raw, hilarious, I did not know Christina was so dam funny! Very intelligent writer and progressive thinker. Love love love it
- By Shelley Lannon on 03-07-26