Showing results by author "Theophilus Monroe" in All Categories
-
-
The Legacy of a Vampire Witch
- Gates of Eden Box Sets
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 24 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall76
-
Performance70
-
Story70
It had been almost a century and a half since I last encountered anyone from the Order of the Morning Dawn. They were religious fundamentalists with the dual goal of eliminating vampires and witches. Being both a vampire and a witch, I was the embodiment of everything the Order hates. Their first attempt to eliminate me failed. Thanks to the fact that my mentor in the craft was also a necromancer.
-
-
What a ride!
- By Sara B on 04-07-22
-
The Legacy of a Vampire Witch
- Gates of Eden Box Sets
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe, The Legacy of a Vampire Witch, Book 1-5
- Length: 24 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 02-24-22
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Voodoo Academy: The Complete Box Set
- Gates of Eden: The Voodoo Legacy, Books 1-5
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Sydney Fry
- Length: 26 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall47
-
Performance46
-
Story46
Being possessed has its advantages.... Sure, my soul-bound familiar could be a pain in the ass, but she came with some pretty impressive abilities. A nasty voodoo demigod, a loa of destruction, wants to steal her power. Ogoun, the loa of war, has invited me to join the Voodoo Academy. If I master the arts, he tells me that I might have a chance to thwart the demigod's scheme. But can any of these "gods" be trusted? They all have ulterior motives. And I won't be a pawn in their war. But if I don't stop him, if he steals these powers...he could destroy the world.
-
-
voodoo academy
- By Stephanie M on 05-02-22
-
Voodoo Academy: The Complete Box Set
- Gates of Eden: The Voodoo Legacy, Books 1-5
- Narrated by: Sydney Fry
- Series: Gates of Eden: Voodoo Legacy, Book 1-5
- Length: 26 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 04-19-22
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
The Legend of Nyx Omnibus Collection (Books 1-6)
- Gates of Eden Boxsets
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kasey Logan, George Tait
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall32
-
Performance30
-
Story30
Six books and more than 30 hours of shifters, vampires, witches, and slayers fill this complete LGBT-friendly urban-fantasy omnibus collection.
-
-
it was a fun story
- By Gaby_m_perez on 10-20-22
-
The Legend of Nyx Omnibus Collection (Books 1-6)
- Gates of Eden Boxsets
- Narrated by: Kasey Logan, George Tait
- Series: Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe, Legend of Nyx, Book 1-6
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 09-21-22
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Druid Detective Agency (Books 1-7)
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 35 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4
-
Performance4
-
Story4
My wife, Emilie, and I run a detective agency – not your typical kind. We specialize in the otherworldly, the kind that surfaces when magic bleeds into our world. Lately, the bleed has become a gusher. Strange creatures, ripped straight from myth and nightmare, are pouring out of a portal hidden in the city. But they're not just sightseeing – they're leaving a trail of bodies in their wake. And it's clear their target isn't just any innocent citizen, it's the little boy living under our roof – Merlin. Yes, that Merlin. Raising a legendary wizard in the 21st century is no walk in the ...
-
-
had the makings of a good story
- By Science Teacher on 02-11-26
-
Druid Detective Agency (Books 1-7)
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 35 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 11-27-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$14.99 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Wyrmrider Boxed Set: Books 1-4
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Sadie May
- Length: 25 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall28
-
Performance26
-
Story26
Four books and more than 1,400 pages of mermaids, sea dragons, vampires, and voodoo fill this urban fantasy adventure box set. You mess with this Southern belle...and she'll ring yours all the way to dinner. Joni Campbell was raised on faith, family, and chicken fried steak. But when she falls under a dragon's curse, she has only one option: She must seek her ancestors in the mer-kingdom of Fomoria. But is she the one who needs saving, or do they need her, curse and all, if they hope to save their world?
-
-
Another well written & enjoyable read/listen
- By Roger Fauble on 03-11-22
-
Wyrmrider Boxed Set: Books 1-4
- Narrated by: Sadie May
- Series: Wyrmrider, Book 1-4, Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe
- Length: 25 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 12-14-21
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Family Squabbles
- Chronicles of Zoey Grimm, Book 1
- By: Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall16
-
Performance13
-
Story13
My brother is taking over the family business . . . It was something I'd trained for my entire life. I was more suited for it than he was in almost every way. Except for the most important one . . . the ability he'd inherited from our father. Why wasn't I born with the same powers? I'm leaving the underworld. I don't belong there anymore. Of course, I only have one marketable skill: Kicking ass and taking names. How can I use that to start a new life for myself on Earth? Unfortunately, vigilantism doesn't pay the bills.
-
-
Better than other collaborations
- By Kathy R on 01-29-23
-
Family Squabbles
- Chronicles of Zoey Grimm, Book 1
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Series: Chronicles of Zoey Grimm, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 01-24-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$18.84 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Vampire Morning
- Daywalker Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall7
-
Performance6
-
Story6
What do you call a vampire by day, a human by night? Confused? That makes two of us! Sunlight is a little problematic for me. Will I be able to handle it? By night I am a normal girl. I like computers, ice cream, and guys. When the sun rises, I'm stronger. I also get an insatiable craving for you-know-what. The weird sisters stole Dracula's power. As masters of the Scholomance, they are recruiting new vampires. A recipe for disaster? Whatever they are planning, it can't be good. There's only one way to deal with vampires, especially those meddling in the dark arts.
-
Vampire Morning
- Daywalker Chronicles, Book 1
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Series: Daywalker Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 01-02-24
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$19.86 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Dawn's Requiem
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
The year is 1914, and the world is holding its breath. In a hidden Manhattan convent, Alice Bladewell has finally found peace, shepherding a flock of vampires toward redemption through faith and discipline. But the shadows of her past have long memories. When the Order of the Morning Dawn surfaces within the U.S. War Department, they present Alice with a brutal ultimatum: provide twelve vampire "assets" for the European front, or watch her mentor, Bishop Harkins, be destroyed by scandal.
-
Dawn's Requiem
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: Nightwalker, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 02-11-26
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$19.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Gates of Eden: The Druid Legacy Boxed Set (Complete Trilogy + Bonus)
- An Arthurian Modern Fantasy (Gates of Eden Boxsets)
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: William Turbett
- Length: 29 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall46
-
Performance44
-
Story44
More than 24 hours of Druids, dragons, demigods, and danger fill this modern Arthurian epic omnibus set! Legacies are forged through sacrifice.
-
-
A good druid series with a teen angst filter
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-13-22
-
Gates of Eden: The Druid Legacy Boxed Set (Complete Trilogy + Bonus)
- An Arthurian Modern Fantasy (Gates of Eden Boxsets)
- Narrated by: William Turbett
- Series: Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe
- Length: 29 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 05-06-22
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
The Blood Witch Saga Omnibus Collection: Books 1-8
- Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 38 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall33
-
Performance33
-
Story33
I'm Hailey Bradbury: Hedge Witch and Vampire. My sire was staked moments after I was turned. As a youngling, the Voodoo Queen adopted me. She taught me her art.
-
-
Few complaints
- By Brandy on 08-31-23
-
The Blood Witch Saga Omnibus Collection: Books 1-8
- Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: Gates of Eden/Shattered Gates Universe
- Length: 38 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 06-14-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
The Fury of a Vampire Witch (Books 1-5)
- A Paranormal and Urban Fantasy
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 31 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall30
-
Performance30
-
Story30
After 130+ years as a vampire, Mercy returns to her hometown of Exeter where she joins Prince Ladinas and his team of underground vampires to stop a host of ancient vampires who've returned from vampire hell.
-
-
Very enjoyable
- By Roger Fauble on 04-09-24
-
The Fury of a Vampire Witch (Books 1-5)
- A Paranormal and Urban Fantasy
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 1-5
- Length: 31 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 03-31-24
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$32.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Witch of the Woods
- Hedge Witch Diaries, Book 1
- By: Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4
-
Performance4
-
Story4
Everyone knows about witches, now. Once relegated to the shadows, the craft has become mainstream. But most folks aren't too thrilled about the new coven in town. I never thought that I could be a witch. I don't cast spells, or anything like that. But when that warlock showed up, everything changed. There's something about him that's drawing me in. He's dark. He's mysterious. He's sexy as hell. But there's something else about him. Something he's not telling me. What is his secret? He isn't the only witch in town interested in me. What does the coven want? Why are they so interested in me?
-
-
Great narrator
- By Mitra A. on 02-06-26
-
Witch of the Woods
- Hedge Witch Diaries, Book 1
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Series: Hedge Witch Diaries, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 06-25-24
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$19.59 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Revenge of the Scythe
- Chronicles of Zoey Grimm Series, Book 2
- By: Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5
-
Performance4
-
Story4
The new vampire queen intends to lead her kind from the shadows, to dominate humanity. I'll be damned before I let that happen! I've taken down so many vampires already. You'd think we'd be making progress. Why, then, are the vampires getting stronger? I'm afraid this whole situation is about to bite me in the butt. Perhaps, even, literally.
-
Revenge of the Scythe
- Chronicles of Zoey Grimm Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Series: Chronicles of Zoey Grimm, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 02-14-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$17.50 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Bloody Rebels
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 10
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall8
-
Performance8
-
Story8
Vampire Queen vs. King of Hell. That bastard doesn't stand a chance. But not everyone sees it that way. Lucifer is recruiting an army. His favorite recruits? Vampires... Well, I'll be damned before I let him build an army out of my kind. He tried to kill me once. He knew I was a threat. You see, the devil and I have a history. I'm pregnant with his child. And if he comes and takes that baby... It will be the end of the world. Bloody Rebels is the tenth book in The Fury of a Vampire Witch. You've met Mercy before in The Legacy of a Vampire Witch and The Blood Witch Saga.
-
-
bloody rebels
- By Amber Falleaf on 07-09-25
-
Bloody Rebels
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 10
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 10
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 04-22-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$16.44 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Blightmage
- Kataklysm, Book 1
- By: T. R. Magnus, Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall41
-
Performance39
-
Story39
Blaike was born in the blight. As one of the "touched" he is devoid of power. He is forbidden from following the Lightweaver Path. The "touched" still serve the brightlands, working the mines to extract sunstone; to deliver it to the Lightweavers, the saviors, preservers, and rulers of Ashathar. The largest sunstone ever extracted from the mines has been found. It could empower the brightlands for months. When it is discovered that someone stole the sunstone's power, Blaike is exiled from the brightlands. Was he really to blame? Can he survive the blight?
-
Blightmage
- Kataklysm, Book 1
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Series: Kataklysm, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 12-30-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$18.84 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
The Gilded Cross
- Nightwalker, Book 2
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall9
-
Performance9
-
Story9
Alice thought she understood her purpose. She was the first Nightwalker, a vampire made to hunt her own kind. But the Order of the Morning Dawn has a new creation. A rebellious progeny, forged by Alice's own bite. Loyal only to the Order, he wields a glowing silver crucifix, a "Gilded Cross." They claim its light is celestial, a gift from angels. Alice, secretly sustained by the Eucharist, suspects a darker origin. Could this holy light be born of the very witchcraft the Order condemns?
-
-
Love
- By Doris scales on 01-08-26
-
The Gilded Cross
- Nightwalker, Book 2
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: Nightwalker, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 11-21-25
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$19.95 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Bloody Queen
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 1
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall22
-
Performance21
-
Story21
My long-dead vampire brother has returned from hell. He's challenged my right to the vampire throne. He brought a hellhound with him. Every time his hellbeast kills, the bastard gets stronger. He's unstoppable. Stronger and faster than any vampire I've ever encountered. Have I finally met my match?
-
-
A Great Listen
- By lynda on 09-14-23
-
Bloody Queen
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 1
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 08-14-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$19.86 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Bloody Moon
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 8
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall13
-
Performance13
-
Story13
Vampires don't have souls. They remain in possession of Baron Samedi... The ghosts have decided to fill the vacancy. If we were being possessed by demons I'd know how to handle it. But when vampires are being possessed by the warped souls of dead humans... who suddenly feel the power and craving of a vampire's nature... Not even the oldest of us can resist.
-
-
action packed
- By @Book_bunny1 on 05-27-25
-
Bloody Moon
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 8
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 8
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 06-17-24
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$15.20 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Bloody Merry
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 6
- By: Theophilus Monroe
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall18
-
Performance18
-
Story18
If I'm going to win him back, it'll take a grand gesture. Something to prove I'm still the old Mercy he used to love... The gift is priceless. It's one-of-a-kind. He'll love it. At least I thought he would... How was I supposed to know the damn thing contained a freaking djinn?! Time to put the genie back in the bottle. But he won't go easy. Not until he's granted three wishes. The problem? Each wish comes gift-wrapped with something nasty... something deadly...
-
-
A Great Listen
- By lynda on 01-01-24
-
Bloody Merry
- The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 6
- Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
- Series: The Fury of a Vampire Witch, Book 6
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 12-13-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$15.20 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
-
Sorcerer's Playground
- Go Ask Your Mother, Book 1
- By: Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Caleb Summers
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall7
-
Performance7
-
Story7
They said I was gifted. The most powerful mage born to our bloodline in more than a century. The dark sorcerer didn't stand a chance. I was a hero. I was famous. I was bad ass. But that was twenty years ago. Now, I'm married with three kids. I have the best lawn in our suburban neighborhood. I have a little more around the mid-section than I used to, but I've still got it. There's been a disturbance in the ether. Strange creatures are terrorizing my community.
-
-
Great book
- By Jerri Estep on 01-01-24
-
Sorcerer's Playground
- Go Ask Your Mother, Book 1
- Narrated by: Caleb Summers
- Series: Go Ask Your Mother, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 09-26-23
- Language: English
Failed to add items
Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.Add to Cart failed.
Please try again laterAdd to Wish List failed.
Please try again laterRemove from wishlist failed.
Please try again laterAdding to library failed
Please try againFollow podcast failed
Please try againUnfollow podcast failed
Please try again$17.24 or free with 30-day trial
-
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall256,783
-
Performance237,965
-
Story237,415
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall1,069
-
Performance1,028
-
Story1,028
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall13,110
-
Performance12,507
-
Story12,506
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall3,424
-
Performance3,328
-
Story3,328
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall256,783
-
Performance237,965
-
Story237,415
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall1,069
-
Performance1,028
-
Story1,028
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall13,110
-
Performance12,507
-
Story12,506
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall3,424
-
Performance3,328
-
Story3,328
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Kit Harington, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5,083
-
Performance4,823
-
Story4,823
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Fixed Audio Mixing
- By Brandon on 12-19-25
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Theo of Golden
- A Novel
- By: Allen Levi
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall10,679
-
Performance10,507
-
Story10,507
THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING PHENONEMON A Katie Couric Book Club Pick A Jen Hatmaker Book Club Pick “[A] word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times “A treasure.” —Hoda Kotb One spring morning, a stranger named Theo arrives in the small Southern city of Golden. He doesn't...
-
-
Favorite book possibly ever
- By HGVBMomma on 12-14-25
By: Allen Levi
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall51,329
-
Performance45,995
-
Story45,956
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall18,581
-
Performance18,215
-
Story18,214
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this...
-
-
Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
-
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4,295
-
Performance4,154
-
Story4,155
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
-
-
Snape Performance Not Really Working For Me
- By Jimmy R. Queen on 01-15-26
By: J.K. Rowling
-
My Husband's Wife
- A Novel
- By: Alice Feeney
- Narrated by: Bel Powley, Henry Rowley, Richard Armitage
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall8,033
-
Performance7,979
-
Story7,979
The New York Times bestselling Queen of Twists is back with a psychological masterpiece that will leave you questioning everything you know about love, identity, and revenge. This program features multicast narration and is read by actor and Audie Award–winner Richard Armitage, actor Bel...
-
-
So Good Great Twists
- By Lulu Dx on 01-26-26
By: Alice Feeney
-
Judge Stone
- A Novel
- By: James Patterson, Viola Davis
- Narrated by: Viola Davis
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall1,271
-
Performance1,259
-
Story1,259
#1 New York Times Bestseller! Read by Academy Award–winning actress Viola Davis. “Davis is a force of nature, and her performance is riveting.” — Kirkus Reviews Viola Davis and the world's #1 bestselling author James Patterson’s Judge Stone "delivers first-class courtroom drama...
-
-
Strong female character leads
- By Mrs.Watkin on 03-12-26
By: James Patterson, and others
-
Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall30,073
-
Performance25,406
-
Story25,385
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
-
-
Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Dear Debbie
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, January LaVoy, Scott Brick
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5,936
-
Performance5,890
-
Story5,890
Debbie Mullen is losing it. For years, she has compiled all of her best advice into her column, Dear Debbie, where the wives of New England come for sympathy and neighborly advice. Through her work, Debbie has heard from countless women who are ignored, belittled, or even abused by their husbands. And Debbie does her best to guide them in the right direction. Or at least, she did.
-
-
Meh
- By Haley J Izenbaard on 01-30-26
By: Freida McFadden
-
The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall26,478
-
Performance24,891
-
Story24,890
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
-
-
Good but nothing new.
- By Silefer on 02-21-25
By: Mel Robbins
-
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall29,661
-
Performance25,583
-
Story25,554
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
-
-
Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Reminders of Him
- A Novel
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Ryan West
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall43,894
-
Performance39,222
-
Story39,119
After serving five years in prison for a tragic mistake, Kenna Rowan returns to the town where it all went wrong, hoping to reunite with her four-year-old daughter. But the bridges Kenna burned are proving impossible to rebuild. Everyone in her daughter’s life is determined to shut Kenna out, no matter how hard she works to prove herself. The only person who hasn’t closed the door on her completely is Ledger Ward, a local bar owner and one of the few remaining links to Kenna’s daughter.
-
-
Well written book
- By Nikki V on 01-19-22
By: Colleen Hoover
-
The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall24,579
-
Performance20,753
-
Story20,731
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked.
-
-
NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall27,249
-
Performance23,922
-
Story23,894
A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
-
-
Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Mark of the Fool 10
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: J.M. Clarke
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 23 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall219
-
Performance208
-
Story208
A cycle of victory and horror: the pride of the Kingdom of Thameland. That is the Ravener’s cycle. Over years of study, Alex Roth is finally an archwizard, has overcome the Mark of the Fool, and empowered his friends and companions. Yet their foe is the mightiest they have faced yet: the Ravener itself, now freed from thousands of years of chains and returned to its full strength.
-
-
great series
- By Anonymous on 03-21-26
By: J.M. Clarke
-
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 6
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Patrick Warburton, Travis Baldree, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall18,542
-
Performance15,910
-
Story15,909
A pantheon of forgotten gods. An old grudge between a talk show host, an heiress, and the man they shattered along the way. A rapidly deteriorating AI system. An inconvenient tiara upon the head of a friend.
-
-
Mayhem & Intrigue… Oh my! 😼
- By C. White on 09-01-23
By: Matt Dinniman
-
You with the Sad Eyes
- A Memoir
- By: Christina Applegate
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall1,007
-
Performance987
-
Story987
"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...
-
-
Raw, hilarious, I did not know Christina was so dam funny! Very intelligent writer and progressive thinker. Love love love it
- By Shelley Lannon on 03-07-26
-
This Inevitable Ruin
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Travis Baldree
- Length: 28 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall22,154
-
Performance20,507
-
Story20,506
The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy, alliances, pitched battles, and, of course, betrayal ... It all makes for great fun and even greater television. After all, none of these powerful aliens really die when they’re playing war. Except this time. This time, winner takes all. Those who fall, stay in the ground.
-
-
New Achievement!! You might have a problem.
- By matt fitzpatrick on 02-11-25
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Stripped Down
- Unfiltered and Unapologetic
- By: Bunnie Xo
- Narrated by: Bunnie Xo
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4,726
-
Performance4,711
-
Story4,711
**Narrated by the author!** Unfiltered. Unapologetic. And straight from the source. Get intimate with Bunnie Xo as she narrates her own incredible story. From the trailer parks of Vegas to the mansions of Nashville, Bunnie Xo has lived a lot of lives and seen the darkest sides of humanity. Her...
-
-
Light in the darkness
- By Mom of 8 on 02-17-26
By: Bunnie Xo
-
It's Not Her
- By: Mary Kubica
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya, Brittany Pressley, Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall1,793
-
Performance1,768
-
Story1,768
AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! “A gripping thrill ride.” —Jeneva Rose “Tantalizing, terrifying and all too real.” —Shari Lapena “Cancel your plans, you won’t be able to put this one down.” —Chris Whitaker “Wickedly smart and incredibly twisted.” —Ashley Elston...
-
-
Awesome read
- By Jeremy Schutte on 02-11-26
By: Mary Kubica
-
Red Rising
- By: Pierce Brown
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall79,246
-
Performance72,476
-
Story72,359
Darrow is a Red, a member of the lowest caste in the color-coded society of the future. Like his fellow Reds, he works all day, believing that he and his people are making the surface of Mars livable for future generations. Yet he spends his life willingly, knowing that his blood and sweat will one day result in a better world for his children. But Darrow and his kind have been betrayed. Soon he discovers that humanity reached the surface generations ago. Vast cities and sprawling parks spread across the planet.
-
-
HUMANS ARE ALWAY NEGOTIATING,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-30-15
By: Pierce Brown
-
Heart the Lover
- By: Lily King
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall2,391
-
Performance2,340
-
Story2,340
From the New York Times bestselling author of Writers & Lovers comes a magnificent and intimate new novel of desire, friendship, and the lasting impact of first love. You knew I’d write a book about you someday. Our narrator understands good love stories—their secrets and subtext, their...
-
-
Heart the Lover
- By Debra Noffsinger on 11-08-25
By: Lily King
-
The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall43,718
-
Performance39,865
-
Story39,841
I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out… and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: the Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of…
-
-
One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
-
A Court of Mist and Fury
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 23 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall60,016
-
Performance54,280
-
Story54,242
Feyre has undergone more trials than one human woman can carry in her heart. Though she’s now been granted the powers and lifespan of the High Fae, she is haunted by her time Under the Mountain and the terrible deeds she performed to save the lives of Tamlin and his people. As her marriage to Tamlin approaches, Feyre’s hollowness and nightmares consume her. She finds herself split into two different people: one who upholds her bargain with Rhysand, High Lord of the feared Night Court, and one who lives out her life in the Spring Court with Tamlin.
-
-
Shippers will either Love it or Hate it
- By Natalie C on 05-05-16
By: Sarah J. Maas