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An irreverant look at early Tang dynasty Chan Buddhism - how it should be!

Unlock the mysteries of deadly toxins, mind-bending poisons, and the dark arts of toxicology! Book of Poisons dives into the wild world of famous poisonings, forensic cases, lethal plants, deadly animals, ancient potions, and all the strange, true, and obscure details you didn’t know you needed. From secret tribal toxins in Africa to Shakespearean intrigue, and even the bizarre toxicology behind blow-darts and mushrooms, this book has it all. Perfect for the curious, the cautious, and those with a taste for the truly unusual, Book of Poisons is your guide to the most fascinating and ...

'Amoeba of vortex followed next. Nexus-a-outstretched of eight members connected with steel pipe cables to emphasize the spider; an octopus stabbed with pole vault dead in the center each holding in buckets cupped bottoms up hiding the beheaded; Cerberus, human, stitched to a dog and teratological astral projection floated one after another as if some deviant found the virus code to hack a Victorian bizarre cabinet of curiosities’ athenaeum in conjunction with abecedarium of Alif, Beth and other Yehudi tribes each perishing next to their amulet. For instance, a live apple inserted into ...

A man wakes up one day to finally meet his creator who turns out to be a pot smoking, foul mouthed, vulgar entity which makes him question as to what is really the nature of God. [Warning: Intended for mature audience only. Some readers might find the content offensive.]

How to Own the Libs is your ultimate guide to turning every conversation into a one-way street of political dominance. Packed with laugh-out-loud strategies, this satirical masterpiece will teach you the most effective ways to infuriate your liberal friends, confuse your neighbors, and leave everyone questioning whether you just became the world’s most politically incorrect genius. From capitalizing every word wrong to suggesting that Russia could teach gun safety, no topic is too absurd, no argument too ridiculous. Ready to flex your freedom of speech and own the libs like never before? ...

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Trebuchet & Book of Other Catapults offers a comprehensive exploration of siege engines throughout history, focusing on the iconic trebuchet and a variety of lesser-known catapults. Delving into ancient origins and medieval innovations, this unique and one-of-a-kind handbook traces the development of siege warfare technology, from the ancient battlefields of China to the medieval castles of Europe. Readers will uncover the intricate mechanics and strategic significance of catapults, including the trebuchet's devastating power and the diverse array of catapults used in naval warfare and ...

Trump faces off against a giant stone head of an Olmec statue incurring his wrath after making derogatory anti-immigration comments.

A whirlwind, twisted tour down the rabbithole of an everyday item you use - the screw! Constructed for both toolmakers, carpenters, DIY artists, home improvement dads (and moms!), joiners, engineers, construction workers, and for laymen, this monograph sheds an enlightening tour on the history and evolution of one of the finest and brilliant inventions of human which we take for granted. I guess... fasten up! It will be a bumpy ride, as the 80s cartoon would say, readers!

Join us as the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump vows to battle and destroy the woke virus after tackling and dodging a kusarigama-wielding Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi's nunchucks in a supermarket. From fighting giant wasps of The View cast to defeating racism while launching a jellyfish business, the chaos reaches an epic climax of the greatest martial arts display at an UFC event against the ultimate villain, Dr. Woke. With bros like Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg by his side, this ultimate buddy movie and cinematic tour-de-force is a wild ride through the surreal, ...

Donald Trump fights a new arch-nemesis: Vomit! In this edition, the Donald interdimensionally time travels back to India to learn about the origins of economics from great Vedic sages to hone his "economy of motion" in prize fighting, whilst facing the embodiment of a toxic and entitled generation across the cosmic timeline.

A first of a kind, the selection of essays contains such gems as the whimsical "Welcome to Circus Act!" to a father-son relationship in a poignantly, nostalgic piece "Me, my Bapi and Bangladesh cricket." This is a must-have for any cricket lover and serious collector of cricket books!

Here is another unfinished manuscript of the author where he gives us a glimpse into the weird collection of books he has!

A Sufi tale has it that there was once a metalworker who tinkered with locks and was unjustly put in the dungeons by the king. His wife came upon a brilliant plan to gift him a prayer rug with a pattern of the inner workings of the lock woven in which one day he saw in a flash after the fajr prayer. He cajoled the guard to provide him with some scrap metals and after months of procuring such tiny shards he would eventually fashion a key and with the help of the guard escape. He would be reunited with his loving wife and be lifelong friends with the guard in a classic fairy tale ending! He ...

Written to push the boundaries of human imagination, we encounter supernatural events of magic and miracles woven into the humdrum existence of our otherwise drab life!

Set in the south-east Asian subcontinent, spanning period of 1700s British Raj to 1950s Calcutta, these stories pay homage to the maestro Satyajit Ray himself. Written in his style and tone, these stories feature Ray's signature style of supernatural elements. This collection of short stories include stories about a poisoner, a wrestler, a statistican, a man who could cause earthquakes as well as yogis and sadhus with praeternatural powers. What is perhaps astonishing is even though minimal prompt was given to Chat-GPT, the output s/he concocted is worth sharing with the world! I hope the ...

"FLEETING images of sun dried raisin mini packs, cockatoos for sale, parchments from glass display of shops, as well as various embroideries and other chiffon garments on unperturbed mimes at Smith’s & Sons Tailors next to drapers' shop and oyster-merchants’ cackle-of-geese bargain against the vociferous buskers, street performers colliding with each other while deciding which way to proceed like giant human ants through a row of embossers and steel engravers proudly displaying their emblematic mark in exterior portfolios via a byzantine maze of ladkins with reams of newspaper and Daily...

The author finally answers the question you always wanted to ask but were to afraid to ask ie how on earth do those miniature writers write entire Lord's prayer on a grain of rice and sand! Are they really legit or it is just another weird idea floating around the Internet? Well... read on folks!

Epic Ramayana chronicle of a Lithuanian craftsman named T.Rex who was considered the Jules Verne of bombmaking set in periods of astral planes and epicycle layers of stream-of-consciousness - the signature style of the author.

Found yourself in a rut? Stuck? Writer's block? Out of coffee in a rural farm in Nebraska? Well folks...fret no more. Here are 100 fun ways to boost your creativity!