A Fashionable Fiasco

By: Robyn Peterman

Narrated by: Romy Nordlinger

It’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature. Really, it’s not.

This is simply not my week. Finding out I can’t cook is appalling. My luncheon with the big-boned Immortal socialites went to Hell in a handbasket. I’ve been hoping to join the Fearsome Five and make it the Psycho Six. However, the chances of that happening now are looking slim. Of course, I could force my way in since I’m Mother freakin’ Nature, but I want to be accepted for being me - and because I’m fabulous.

It’s bad enough my two sons, God and Satan, are driving me to crazy town while my best friend, Mr. Rogers, is riding in the backseat having a breakdown. It’s definitely not a beautiful day in the neighborhood of Purgatory....

God has taken up softball and is impossible to get ahold of just when I need to chat with him about the impending end of the world.

And Satan. Satan has agreed to grocery shop with me so I don’t show up at his next poker game in Hell and pole dance. See, I’m certain if I find the famous chef Betsy Cocker and learn to cook I can halt the end times. According to the internet, she resides in aisle three.

What I really want is to be left alone with Bill - the love of my Immortal life. And for the world to not come to a cataclysmic and fiery end because that is unacceptable. God tells me the end times aren’t on his schedule, but the strange days afoot and the physical changes in Bill tell me otherwise.

And I would know. Normally, I create all the strange days.

There is no storm strong enough to defeat me. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Mother Nature. I am the mother humpin’ storm.

And it’s not over until I say it’s over.

©2019 Robyn Peterman (P)2019 Audible, Inc.

loved it!

This is such a great series. I love thr characters and each book never fails to make me laugh out loud and scare strangers lol. I highly recommend this series. It is a must have for every library that enjoys paranormal romantic comedies.

so foul yet amazing!

I wasn't sure if I wanted a story solely about Mother Nature, but this was hilariously so much more!

Love the series, but

I love this series but this has probably been my least favorite book in the series. It's not bad, I just didn't love it as much as all the previous ones.

Mother Nature's chance to shine!!!

Mother Nature can’t cook and everyone knows it but her! Unfortunately the world is depending on her cooking a recipe in order to save it. There is a lot unfolding in this latest story and it will give you lots of laughs, hotter than Hell steam, and a broken heart.

Wrong Narrator.

I love this series..i have hear and read them all. This narrator did not capture mother natures intensity..Amanda Ronconi did a great impression of her in Hell on Heals...this is who i think of when i think of mother nature. This narrator did not portray her the way she was written.