The Trouble with Trying to Bag a Blood Witch

Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 5

By: Jennifer Cody

Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine

Elijah

Imagine coming home from an extended stay in a foreign country to find a letter from a house sitter you didn't hire warning you to get a protection order against your ex and informing you that you're a terrible plant dad.

I mean, I am a terrible plant dad, and I probably should get a protection order against Stalker Steve, but that letter isn't the weirdest thing to happen to me today. I think the teleporting alien baby who's decided to make me their perch probably takes the prize for Weirdest Thing in Elijah Penn's Life.

Fortunately, the baby's parents hired a bounty hunter to bring me and my new buddy back. Unfortunately, Darcy Hellspinner might be the sexiest man I've ever met in real life, and if it isn't clear from the fact that I call my ex Stalker Steve, I have terrible taste in men. I have the sneaking suspicion that Darcy's going to be my next big mistake, but that's ok—I'm probably going to be his too.

The Trouble with Trying to Bag a Blood Witch is a paranormal romance with a little bit of sci-fi mixed in, two MCs who think this is just an extended hook-up, and a baby alien with impeccable timing. The Foxily family is growing again. It's Darcy's turn to bring in a mate, but he's lodging an official complaint because this isn't what he signed up for.

©2024 Jennifer Cody (P)2025 Podium Audio

It’s fun.

I enjoy listening to a book I already read. Having it read brings it to life.

I love the love and humor

A light romp with some (gratuitous?) murder :-). It’s giving Queer delight. Also great for those that love a giant found family.

Wonderful story!

I loved everything about this book. I have read and listened to the other books in the series and I love the new one just as much if not more than the one before. I absolutely love the line…. Not my circus not my monkeys. I can’t wait to see what happens next in this series, so thanks for the adventure.

freaking hilarious. hot too

The neutral tone with bone dry humor really works in this book. It’s been a while since I listened to the previous books in the series, but there’s enough clues and reminders in the beginning to kinda piece things together without having to go back and reread, so that’s a perk for me

If you liked the earlier books, you’ll like this one. same amount of humor, ridiculous-ness, and heat and all that. definitely recommend

Loved it

The characters were funny. The narrator did a wonderful job and made the story even more enjoyable.