The World's Wimpiest Vampire

Supernatural Suckers, Book 2

By: Silvana Falcon

Narrated by: John Solo

The world’s wimpiest vampire meets the hunter who cannot believe this is their target.

Charlie never asked to be turned into a vampire. In fact, the whole thing was a drunken mistake. One minute, he was minding his own business, the next, some idiot vampire bit him on a dare—and then immediately regretted it and abandoned him.

Now Charlie is very bad at being undead. He faints at the sight of blood, refuses to bite people, and spends his days trying to survive on beet juice, cherry Kool-Aid, and sheer denial. The vampire world wants nothing to do with him, and honestly? He gets it.

Simon is a seasoned vampire hunter. Ruthless, efficient, and completely dedicated to the cause, he’s spent years taking down deadly creatures of the night. When he finally tracks down Charlie Dracul, he expects a monster.

Instead, he finds a sleep-deprived disaster with ketchup on his hoodie who nearly passes out when he pulls out a stake.

Simon should end this embarrassment of a vampire immediately. But it feels unsporting. And, worse, the longer he watches Charlie bumble his way through undead existence, the harder it is to look away.

Killing monsters is easy. Figuring out what to do with a vampire who sucks at being a vampire?

That’s another problem entirely.

©2025 Silvana Falcon (P)2025 Silvana Falcon

Loved it!

A most delightful story. I absolutely loved it and listened to it in one sitting. A lovely mix of humour and drama with some sci-fi thrown in. As always, John Solo nailed these characters perfectly with his performance, giving each character its own voice and nuance. You'll adore our wimpy vamp, Charlie.
Well done! I'll definitely follow up with the rest of this series. It's my first experience with Silvana Falcon and I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this.
Each book stands alone. Light spice. Dual pov, 3rd person. Highly recommend.

Apologetic Vampire

I love Charlie. He's so sweet and apologizes for everything. Simon is confused by him and wants answers. I loved the book. John Solo did an amazing job giving them voices. Victor and Brent were great supporting characters as well. I also liked Maya, Thomas, and Connor. Ruben was a great villian.

Vampire and hunter

Charlie and Simon story was so much exciting with the narrator voices and inflexions, as funny and emotional scene are brought to live alongside the key ones.
I liked the accents, and how some scenes were portrayed, as well as the cadence of the events.
I liked the characters and hope to see more of them in the future.
I also liked the snippets into the next adventure.

Hilarious and adorable

John Solo needs to voice every awkward male character because he is perfect at it! I felt the awkwardness through his voice. He had very distinct voices for all the characters. It was very impressive. I received a free copy and am leaving this review voluntarily. Charlie really is a terrible vampire but he is so adorable. I just want to hug him. This story was full of wholesome chaos and had me laughing out loud.

Cute, quirky story

I really enjoyed this story. The narrator is good about differentiating the characters voices and personalities. Definitely makes me want to listen to the first book. Noah is an ex machina but I didn’t mind it. It had a decent plot with its romance. Wouldn’t mind a sequel for this couple. Spice is nice but low and doesn’t happen till 2/3 of the book. Worth the listen though. Also, every time Simon spoke, I exclaimed “holy smokes Batman” lol. Side quest, read this author’s tentacle romance novella…